I must apologize in advance regarding the yet to be published stories for Monday.

I apologize to Queen Elizabeth II and to the Royal Family for anything I may write that might offend them next Monday. To them, please know that I have already prepared myself for the call from Buckingham Palace from the man with a firm British voice that will say, “The Queen was NOT amused.” I blame only myself for my severe lack of etiquette and manners. Again, I apologize.

Sincerely,

Paul Kiser, a distant relative of someone whom assuredly offended the Royal Family when they arrogantly skipped country and founded a new nation.